Mirage à trois
when you are too deluded to realize your make believe girl friend is actually a transvest-te.
did you know roger had a mirage à trois last night!? really? yes, his date and her two b-lls!
a guy hanging out with two girls antic-p-tes a threesome that never materializes.
alice: how was your night, bob?
bob: oh man, got f-cked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought i was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!
alice: ha! total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
when you wake up from a s-xual dream in the middle of the night, and think that there are 2 women in bed with you, only to realize that they are just bunched up blankets.
he kept the lights on during sleep to avoid the reoccuring mirage a trois experience.
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