Miranda


a girl who is diamond on the outside, but coal on the inside. she is pretty, smart, funny, exotic. she’s got it all. unless you look at the fact that she does drugs, drinks, has a new bf or gf every other week and hates to be wrong so much she throws away any friend who can prove that’s she’s wrong, even if they’re just trying to help. watch out…
“watch out… she’s a miranda…”
this name means admirable in latin. miranda’s are very eclectic. she can be extremely intelligent, out-going, sweet, talented, out-doorsy, stylish, and gorgeous all at the same time. a miranda cares deeply for others. she is a thoughtful friend, and supportive in nature. she does have a temper, and is impatient. also, miranda’s are determined and often called “stubborn”. she can fit into many roles in life, but is happiest when helping others. she is a strong leader.
a miranda will support you as long as you never give up ever.
noun school girl by day, stripper by night
god, that is so miranda!
a totally hot girls who is the nicest person and is alway a good person to have a laugh with.
girl:wow i love hanging aroud with that girl she a total miranda
the most amazing, perfect, beautiful girl on the planet
woah, she’s a total miranda, oh my god, wow.
miranda is the innermost major moon of the planet ur-n-s. it was discovered by the dutch-american astronomer gerard kuiper in 1948.

the moon is named after a character in shakespeare’s ‘the tempest’, miranda was prospero’s daughter.
astro-dude 1: “hey, i just read in scientific american that some prof. was looking at ur-n-s and saw a new moon!”
astro-dude 2: “huh huh huh, you said ‘-n-s’ huh huh huh.”
astro-dude 1: “shut up, dumb–ss!”
the best girl in the whole world. any guy who goes out with her is the luckiest man in the world. she is smart, hot, and amazing at everything she does.
austin: whoah are you going out with miranda?
danny: yups.
austin: can i touch you?
the ability to like a boy for one week and stop liking him the next. sometimes troubling, the “miranda” takes skills such as
1)being awesome
2)being able to laugh at stupid things
3)being attracted to babes only
4)being pretty
miranda: “i think i like him”
heather: “he has a b–b.”
miranda: “hes still cute.”
heather: “his b–b is cute.”

week later-
heather: “look its the kid with the b–b”
miranda: “ew look at it jiggle!”
heather: “i thought you liked him..”
miranda: “yeah i dont know why. ewwww”

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