when you mean to put it in her p*ssy and you put it in her b*tt
i was smashing this girl but than i misangled
- waiting for the milkman to show me around
what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook craigslist ad: i’m waiting for the milkman to show me around. anyone want to help me? response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want […]
- sanderson high school
sanderson high school, located in raleigh north carolina. this school is filled with stoners left and right, even the preps have a plug. they’re only good team is their wrestling team, every other team gets dunked on literally. hey come to sanderson high school so we can get high!
the act of alienating friends and allies by posting rants on twitter. ranting on twitter instead of executing true diplomacy by meeting face to face. president trump’s twitterplomacy is going to lead us to wwiii.
a person who has, or appears to have one extra chromosome causing autism or down’s syndrome. can be intelligent but shows signs of idiocy. “you can’t sit in the puddle you f*cking chromie.” a chrome valve cap for a tire, desired by teenagers to stylize their bicycles. that bmx would look real nice with a […]