Miscunted
when a man is making love to a woman and fails to properly insert his p-n-s into the v-g-n- and either misses entirely or inserts his p-n-s into her r-ct-m.
can occur when one or both partic-p-nts are drunk.
ex. 1
girl: yes, put it in! give it to me!
guy: g-d i am so drunk…
girl: it doesn’t matter! give it to me!
guy: okay, okay.
girl: -screams- no not there!
guy: sorry, totally misc-nted.
ex.2
guy1: dude, how’d it go with mindy?
guy2: man i totally misc-nted
guy1: really? did she freak?
guy2: no way – she loved it!
guy1: misc-nt for the win!
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