Miserable bastard


a person who behaves in a selfish, self centred, lazy or miserly way; a killjoy.

can be strengthened by adding f-cking as an adjective: “miserable f-cking b-st-rd”.
“i asked him to lend me 20 dollars and he told me to f-ck off! the miserable b-st-rd!”

“let’s go to the party!”
“i can’t be bothered. i want to stay at home and read a book.”
“you miserable b-st-rd.”

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