Miserable Dan
the most miserable f-ck you will ever meet. miserable dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. it takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. he often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. the only time he’s not miserable is when he’s sleeping which rarely happens. he always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. when he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. he somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. he’s miserable dan
example #1
henry what type of people are these!
their miserable dan’s
example #2
its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.
wait the casket is empty
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