miserable wank


when you have w-nked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to c-m. in a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting… what a miserable w-nk that was!
after watching that b–st–lity p-rn over the weekend, brian had a miserable w-nk, poor bloke!

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