Misfart
occurs when movement of yourself or a certain objects causes a sound that mimics a fart. this usually involves chairs (or bar stools) or velcro. the corresponding noise is then misinterpreted as a fart, and results in a awkward moment of either silence or unnecessary explanation.
sometime only the maker of the noise realizes that they have caused a misfart and proceeds to explain themselves, thereby causing even more awkwardness.
occasionally, especially when alcohol is involved, the misfart is actually a real fart, but the suspect believes they can mask it as a misfart.
may or may not be closely followed by a courtesy fart.
person a: dude i heard that
person b: no i slipped and scr-pped the chair over the marble floor, totally a misfart…
person a: dude, now i can smell it
person b: okay so i farted after, but the sound came from the chair
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