Misfile
misfile – an online comic by chris hazelton. it is updated every weekday.
the plot is about a pot head angel (rumisiel) who accidently changes a boy into a girl (ash), and another girl gets 2 years erased from her life (emily). ash and em become friends and help each other out. ash drives a xr4ti which he/she uses to street race. emily is a girl whos mother always made her study. she got accepted into harvard, until rumisiel erased 2 years of her life!
main characters:
ash upton – 17 year old boy who gets turned into a girl.
emily mcarthur – 18 year old girl who gets 2 years erased from her life, now making her 16.
other characters:
edward upton – ash’s father and emily’s gynecologist.
rumisiel – angel who screwed ash and emily’s lives up by misfiling their files, which are used to store data in heaven.
vashiel – rumisiel’s brother who can’t lie, has a crush on ash, and is always trying to be above and beyond.
harry – ash’s friend from the local car shop. he hooks ash up with good deals and help with his/her ride.
“the problem?! the problem is these t-ts weren’t here yesterday!” – ash
“aw sh-t! i went and aged a little girl into dead center p-b-rty overnight? no wonder you’re p-ssed off.” – rumisiel
“age is not the problem! i wasn’t supposed to have these things ten or twenty years from now. you turned me into a girl you feathered freak”
wow, what a misfile.
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