misfortune cookie


two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting
(1) “i just got a misfortune cookie from my mom – our poodle rex just died.” (2) “did you taste those misfortune cookies that camille brought to the picnic? bleck!”

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