misremembered
word best used when trying to protect your 7 time cy young award winning -ss from commiting perjury as well as protecting a strong friendship with your back stabbing teammate.
andy, my best friend in the whole wide wide world must have “misremembered” the friendly conversation we had when he stated that i shot up my lying -ss with the juice till it looked like a giant cauliflower. all i said was that i liked cauliflower and that it would be great if i could just inject it into my -ss since it would save time from all that chewing. then i could spend more time making sure my wife wasn’t lifting her skirt so that my geeky trainer can give her his own growth hormone. but that’s andy. he was my friend, is my friend, and will always be my friend.
to forget the lie you told 3 months ago.
roger clemens “misremembered” the fact that he shot hgh into his own body.
misremembered or miss remembered (formerly known as miss congeniality) also known as 3rd runner-up in the “steroid user of the year” compit-tion. should the winner (roidger) fail to fulfill duties due to imprisonment or other legal issues the crown goes to 1st runner-up (debbie). should 1st runner up fail to fulfill duties also due to imprisonment or other legal issues the crown then goes to the next runner-up…miss remembered (andy or anyone else still found alive under the bus)!
andy’s truthfullness and unwilingness to take a fall for anyone has regulated him to the t-tle of “misremembered or miss remembered” in this year’s “steroid user of the year” contest.
when someone forgets something, or uses a slight lie to cover something up.
according to roger clemens, andy pett-tte misremembered him using steriods 10 years ago
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