Miss Laptop
when a guy spends alot of time on his laptop his girlfriend/wife may get jealous, and call it miss laptop, which derives from the word lap dancer.
your wife/gf may see you spending alot of time on your laptop and say” ooh look at you playing with miss laptop” in a jealous unfriendly manner.
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