Miss Mandarina


the act by which a man strips completely naked, tucks his p-n-s between his legs (aka mangina), and performs ballet moves. this is typically done in front of an audience of only other dudes.
dude! brian got wasted and did a miss mandarina in front of everyone at the party! wtf!

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