miss puss
a euphemism to the female body parts, specifically the v-g-n-. first popularized on the tonight show by the fruitcake lady, who would offer bits of humor and advice to people, like a live “ann landers” column.
woman, you ain’t gettin’ no s-x tonight, because you don’t keep miss puss clean!
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