Miss Towers


a girl/woman that a boy/man makes up in order to impress other people or make them jealous. usually someone he “meets” at a typical public place, ie camp, movies, barnes & n-ble, etc. by himself; “reveals” he had a past relationship with her; then tells about all the things he’s “done” with her. it is important to note that a miss towers can be a real person that the boy/man actually did have a past relationship with, a stranger, or just some random person who does not exist.
that boy’s girlfriend has got to be a miss towers. he has a million friends and none of them have ever seen her.

have you heard about stan’s new chick? no way she’s real. gotta be a miss towers- the population of this town is like 6,000 and no one knows her.

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