missing



the act in which something gets lost. such as 89 million being spent on pogba who then gets lost within inches of gr*ss.
pogba has been missing for several weeks.
pleasuring yourself at the thought of a distant partner
i was missing you again earlier
1)to not have information of some kind or used when something is stupid or pointless
2)when hyphanted missing means lacking what the hyphanated word is brian-missing means stupid, fun-missing means boaring
word invented as far as i can tell in scott westerfeld book pretties, said by brain damaged teenagers whome i find funny.
“how could you be so missing”
“this teacher is brain-missing”
“this party is missing”

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