Mission Impissable
the act of knowing you are so drunk you can’t make it to the toilet but trying anyway…
p-sshead #1 – “where are you going? you can hardly walk.”
p-sshead #2 – i’m goish to ze toilletsh.”
p-sshead #1 – “dude, that’s mission imp-ssable.”
p-sshead #2 – “ghhahrasdkjshshs.”
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