Mission to Mars


1: a secretive way of saying “lets get high”
or offering to go get inebriated.
dude1: “i wanna take a mission to mars and never come back”
dude2: “i don’t think we have enough stuff for that man”

or

dude1: “i’m on a mission to mars right now!”
dude2: “haha what’d you take?”

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