missionary
probably one of the most overused and boring positions ever. the chicks lays on her back, and the guy gets on top. nothing special.
they were in the missionary position
the best s-x position for them first timers. cause, ladies, it hurts!
since it was my first time, we was doin it missionary.
a basic s-x position where the girl lies on her back and spreads her legs so the male can sit and insert his p-n-s in her v-g-n-.
daniel and carrie often do the missionary position when love making.
– a person (esp. christian) who goes on a religious trek to expand their faith.
– popular s-x position in which one partner lays on their back, and the other lays on top of him/her, facing one another.
– a death metal/black metal/doom metal band from arizona, usa.
– 1982 british comedy film starring monty python’s michael palin
the missionary “position” is the most common.
intercourse takes place with girl on bottom, male on top inbetween her legs.
i f-cked her missionary style last night!
the regular s-x position man on top of woman
missionary is when the man gets on top of girl and rides her
how your mum and dad f-ck / made you
dad: tonight darling, we shall make a son.
mother: splendid, can we try a more exotic position than missionary?
dad: no i shall take you as adam took eve
mother: alright shove a baby in me…
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