Missionary’s Elbow
a condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.
“hey mark, did you see steve? he’s got some nasty missionary’s elbow.”
“yeah man, he must have had a good time with claire last night. he’s got a hickey too.”
both – “sweet”
mark – “dumb–ss wore a t-shirt though”
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