missionette
a female mormon missionary. known formally as sister missionaries. missionettes are typically homely mormon girls who were not married off by the ripe old age of 21. “return missionette” or rm status greatly improves one’s marriage prospects.
“don’t answer the door! the missionettes are heading up the walk.”
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