mississippi boob tug
when during s-xual intercourse your partner request that you grab her left b–b with your right hand in a forceful and twisting manner. this is to distract the male when he is about to c-m. think about this as a “reset b-tton” for male partners who aren’t able to perform well in bed and need to last a little bit longer. it finds its origins in mississippi from a walmart shopper who tugged the b–b of a cashier to distract them long enough that they could run away without paying for the goods. to truly qualify as a mississippi b–b tug, the b–b needs to be fake and pop. allowing extra time.
i was about to come so i mississippi b–b tugged her.
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