mississippi dump truck
after a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. during -j-c-l-t–n, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the “fellator” until the gag reflex is triggered. the resulting slurry of vomit and j-zz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. the turkey baster is inserted into the -n-s of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/j-zz mixture is used as an enema. the recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon…. the couple f-ck. going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one’s mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.
have you ever heard of a “mississippi dump truck”? well…..
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