Mississippi Hot Air Balloon


when you insert a large balloon into a womans v-g-n- and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. the v-g-n- will be full of helium until the woman can hold it in no longer and lets out a colossal queef. as she is queefing you hold a lighter in front of her v-g-n- and the flammable helium erupting from the v-g-n- ignites and creates a makeshift flamethrower!!!
chad: dude! what happened to your eyebrows????

kip: well…. alyssa wanted me to do a mississippi hot air balloon on her last night and it didn’t go too well

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