mississippi mammary mess


the mississppi mammary mess is a s-xual maneuver which involves penetrating your partner through the actual nipple its self. it is only feasibly performed with lots of lube on a woman who has breast fed at least 50 children. never the less please don’t let this stop you from trying as it is a novel experience 4 everyone involved. n.b can lead to severe deformation of the breast tissue.
gil: mate what happened to that girls right b–b.
brook: oh i gave her the old mississippi mammary mess last night.
gil: nice!
dopey: how the f-ck did you pull that off.
brook: rohipnol, valium and good old ky jelly.
pickering: flipsi-eede!.

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