Mississippi Mayhem
while youre f-cking the h-ll out of a girl doggy style, you put your foot in her p-ssy and try to keep in inside as long as you can hopping on one foot. i do this every weekend with a new broad. my record is 54 seconds. beat that!
guy 1: i gave ur mom a mississippi mayhem and her p-ssy is infected. apparently athletes foot is an std.
guy 2: i dont give a sh-t, lets go do shrooms and take some shots.
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