Mississippi Mud Hop
the act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. this must all be done midstream.
“dude, totally went in there to take a p-ss when, bam! hit me. had to sh-t. pulled a mississippi mud hop just in time.”
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