Mississippi Mud Pie
the most delightful treat of the 3rd millenium. a true mud pie consists of a bottom layer of brownie, a middle layer of chocolate coffee-flavored ice cream, and on top is an ever so lite layer of vanilla cream. this tasty dessert is served with whip cream on the side and can be purchased at the always elegant bb king’s restaurant in times square, new york city.
golly that mississippi mud pie was the most delicious dessert i have ever had the pleasure to taste!
taking a sh-t and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.
the band puddle of mudd derived their name from this move.
my girlfriend loves mississippi mud pie’s, because she can even get them when she’s on her period.
when a man or a women sh-ts in their hand and throws it like a pie at their partners face
just after i got through sh-tting on larrys chest he gave me a mississippi mud pie!
when a group of 5 girls poo on a mans face
dude, jeremy got mississippi mud pie-d last night!
a version of -n-l s-x using chocolate ice cream as lubrication with a vibrator on the -n-s whilst performing oral s-x with a bit of r-mm-ng for good measure.
“i just got mississippi mud pied from my girlfriend it was amazing”
when you eat out a black persons -sshole
in bed, i was giving a pet-te black women a mississippi mud pie and she farted in my mouth.
during intercourse between a male and a female, the man crouches down on the womens’ chest, and takes a sh-t on her chest. the sh-t is then used for lube, which the women jacks off the male with it. then the s-m-n is mixed with the sh-t, and they feed it to eachother with their feet.
tyler:hey brandon want a mississippi mud pie?
brandon: no thanks, kaleigh already gave me one.
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