mississippi mutton chops


when an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their -ss, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, sh-tty mutton-chop sideburns
guy 1 (submissive): make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in sh-t
guy 2 (dominant): don’t worry. i’ve done mississippi mutton chops before

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