mississippi post-it note
when a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. he then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.
my girl forgot the milk so i gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.
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