mississippi potato slapper
when you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face
when i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper
Read Also:
- Step away from the birds
admonition to someone who cannot stop playing angry birds. jimmy! step away from the birds! put down your phone and put on your jacket. no, you cannot play “just one more…”
- Field Pudding
noun: watermelon “my momma’s momma used to love eating watermelon out on them cotton fields…she calls it field pudding” darneesha: hey shanequa what’s for desert tonight? shanequa: i just got some watermelon on my food stamps darneesha: ummm umm umm i just love that field pudding!
- Fiiiiine monkey
often seen on the tennis court and enjoys a good sk-nking.enjoys stealing and throwing fruit….especially oranges and..ahem..bananas. john porter
- droppin clipz
when your shooting your gun and you have to reload you just drop your clipz i ran out of ammo and i had to reload so i was droppin clipz
- dress sock
when the crack of a guy’s -ss is so hairy it looks like there is a black dress sock stuck between his -ss cheeks. when paul got pantsed his dress sock was on display.