mississippi roomba
when you are naked except for a cowboy hat, a confederate flag as a cape, and a blindfold, while also speaking in a southern accent. you then walk around the room blindfolded b-mping into sh-t until you fall into her v-g-n-
“i gave my girl a mississippi roomba last night”
“oh ya how’d that go”
“it was great minus the 20 minutes it took me to find her”
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