Mississippi Salad


the act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans p-ssy and stirring it up with your d-ck, creating a kind of salad inside her.
the only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that mary let’s me give her the old mississippi salad.

i now walk around shirtless in december so i don’t miss the opportunity.
when a guy takes a dump, then a p-ss, then pukes into a girls v-g-n- and stirs it up with his c-ck.
“i gave a mississippi salad to jenny yesterday and samantha ate it… heard they both had syphilis”

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