the act of -ssuming that someone else is slurring their words but is in fact speaking normally.
“oh you meant ‘jamie’ not ‘timmy’? perhaps i misslurred you.”
the accepted definition of nauseating is that it is an adjective meaning causing or liable to cause a feeling of nausea or disgust. what it really means, though, is something or someone has provoked a feeling of disgust so repulsive that you need to vomit so badly that it becomes the sole reason for your […]
- mr gl*ss
an athlete that gets injured very often and easily hey mr gl-ss broke his leg agian
- nebraska car blue
when the b-lls of a farm animal turn blue this car got a nebraska car blue when the b-lls of a farm animal turn blue this car got a nebraska car blue
- nebraskan car blue
when the t-st-cl-s of a farm animal turn blue this cow got a nebraskan car blue
a freudian typo intended for necktie, but improves the sentence dramatically. and neckt-ts for miles and miles. oh, oops. now i can’t stop thinking about motorboating a pair of t-ts wrapped around my neck.