Missouri crab dangle
a s-xual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman “dangles” over him with her mouth facing his b-tt. both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to partic-p-te in a rare behavior called “stroking off”.
i met this guy names joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was missouri crab dangle.
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