Missouri lawnmower
the act of performing c-nn-l-ng-s with braces and simultaneously removing pubic hairs, one-by-one, by getting them stuck in the wires of said braces.
dude, i gave my girlfriend’s sister a missouri lawnmower after i got my braces tightened at the orthodontist.
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