Missouri Mattress
the act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.
boy: hey i need to borrow your room tonight…
girl: no way! #blessed
boy: don’t cb, she could be the one. what about missouri compromise?
girl: i guess we can do missouri mattress. thank you!
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