Missouri Oil Driller
before having s-x first the lady will take an exessive amount of laxatives. next the gentleman will prosition her into the pile-driver position and then start banging her -ss. eventually she will have to take a sh-t, you keep on going until the last minute. when you pull out there will be enought pressure behind the sh-t (probabley diarrhea) that it will exit the -ss looking like when a someone strikes oil.
pablo: d-mn, karen’s a nasty girl. last night we were doing the missouri oil driller when i pulled out, she aimed at me and i got drenched.
ramon: that will happen.
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