using s*m*n to properly lubricate a slip and slide. mainly used in the south and mid west.
come to my party! we have a missouri rock crocker here!
in contrast to the infamous argoths, the mcneds sit outside of mcdonald’s in stirling-despite being banned from there at least twice a week-and shout abuse at the pedestrians. they can be seen in full adidas track suits, listening to hard style and riding bmx’s. while they are not as horrible of a breed as the […]
- scroll paralysis
when you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can’t move it for another 10 minutes. hence scroll paralysis. billy: wanna play some basketball? joe: sorry man. i’m experiencing scroll paralysis.
the act of c*mming tim was nutin when his mother walked in
- slough foot
the aroma your foot gives off after you pleasure your partner with your big toe. it can be performed v*g*n*lly, or right up the *n*s, whichever is preferred. it may resemble the aroma of a swamp or stagnant pond, especially when you put your shoes back on without washing your feet. “did you smell travis […]