Missouri snow cone


the act of laying on your back at the same time propping your -ss up against a solid object such as a wall, tree or door so you can m-st-rb-t- and shoot your own j-zz on your face and mouth.
(1) wow! i walked in to a dressing room at the mall and this dude had his -ss propped up pulling off the missouri snow cone.

(2) guy (1) have you ever been to st. louis?

guy (2) f-ck you, are you gay? have you ever heard of th missouri snow cone? thats all they do down there.

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