missus


your missus can be either your girl-friend/wife
usually girl-friend belonging to a teenaged or a guy in his early 20’s
rongo: “i seen you gettin’ jiggy wit your missus!”
jack: “f-ck, leave my missus outta this, au.”
australian, n.z., n; wife. the handbrake. ( see )
i took the missus down the pub last night.
something said from afar. something told by a man away at sea, on a fishing trip, to a woman, alone with her child in the night. a message of hope and love for those who are beginning again, with each other, sweetly and sweatily. not long into things, but knowing the potential and wanting it more than anything.
miss u: thinking about you all the time. can’t get you outta my head. want you again and again, endlessly. possibly, even,…love?
your missus is your byrd
your missus is a nutter.
what p-ssy-whipped guys call their girlfriend/wife.
i’ll have to ask the missus if i can join you and all the blokes for a boys night out.

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