Mistar Stassi


the “jeffk” pr-nunciation of the name “mister stasis”. see “jeffk” and “1337”.

hx.stasis is a person who is believed to be a 1337 haxx0r by many, including himself at times. see “hx”.
“mistar st-ssi si teh 1337!!!111”

“wowes mistar st-ssi sure knoes his haxx0ring omg roflaamo]”

“teh x boxe si a hueg boxe!!11 rihgt mistar st-ssi?//1??/”
“silence! you may now speak.”
“tahnk yuo taht will be all.”

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