Mister Pucker
one, whose -sshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.
one colleague to another, “g-d d-mn, john is so up tight.” colleague 2, “that’s why we call him mister pucker!”
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