Mister Rogers
one of the most awesome people ever to grace television in the history of the medium.
presbyterian minister who married his college sweetheart for 50 years.
mister rogers is a true gentleman. the realization of cl-ss.
the greatest, most kindhearted television man that ever lived, unfortunately dissed way too many times by jimmy kimmel on “unnecessary censorship”
mister rogers on uc: “i wonder if you ever think about some of the things you can do now that you couldn’t do when you were younger. can you —- yourself now?”
someone who keeps it good in the hood
mister rogers is my pimp
a bad-ss ex. navy seal who had 54 confirmed kills in vietnam and wore long sleeves to cover up the tatts he got while with the seals. he could disarm and kill in a heartbeat. when he got back to civilian life the government gave him a cover so no one could find out who he really was, the cover was “mister rogers neighborhood.”
mister rogers could kick chuck norris and rambos -ss at the same time!
a lot of people don’t know why mister rogers always wore cardigan sweaters. his mother made some of the first ones for him that he wore on tv. the reason that he wore long sleeves and sweaters all the time was to cover up his marine corps tattoos. he was a marine sniper par excellence during the korean war, and racked up many decorations for his outstanding valor. this is all true, it’s public record, so if you don’t believe me, look it up.
it’s a good thing mister rogers is so nice – otherwise, he’d pick your sorry -ss off at over 1000 meters…by the way, bob keeshan (captain kangaroo) was also a marine hero, in wwii on guadac-n-l.
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