Mister Wizard
1. an awesome nickelodeon personality when i was a kid. did a lot of funky science experiments.
2. an annoying-as-h-ll old geezer that shows up to every single ft. wayne wizards baseball home game.
1. wow, did you see what mister wizard did with static electricity?
2. let’s hope mister wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.
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