mistletowed


the act of being dragged out of the ditch of your holiday blues and bitterness by a hot kiss received under mistletoe at a random holiday party.
you walk into the foyer of a friend’s house for a christmas party and are hating everything about christmas and planning to leave the party as soon as possible to go home and drink alone when you walk under some mistletoe that you did not see hanging there and a hottie stops you and plants one on you and all of a sudden youre like- h-ll yes- christmas rocks and you start patting everyones back and being extra cheerful and generous with your spirit- your whiny b-tch -ss got mistletowed!

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