Misty Fista
a term someone uses when they are dateless and staying at home to w-nk off instead of going out with a girl. refers to the fist motion one’s hand takes on to m-st-rb-t-
oh well, i’m dateless again. i guess it’s me and the only girls that will not say no and that is misty fista and my dvd collection.
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