Misty Icecream


when a woman gets old, and can’t get wet anymore, her v-g-n-l discharge turns into a misty dust, like the consistancy of astronaught icecream. powdery and chunky.
“yo man i tried to f-ck that kooger from the club last night, but her v-g-n- let out some nasty misty icecream. ”

“oh man, that’s not good.”

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