Misty wombat
strange creature that lives in the northern texas region. often seen in bars drinking or spending money on clothes.
when a misty wombat finds her mate she is very nice to him and makes sure to try and please him in any way. misty wombats are also known to take care of old people when paid for it.
dude did you see that misty wombat
yeah she was hot
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