Mitch Bitch


an alcoholic beverage that is attained by mixing 1 part yager to 4 parts root beer (preferably a&w or ibc, mug tastes like sh-t). this was concocted by none other than mitch ortenburg and it’s his guarantee “tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!”
i drank a big mitch b-tch last night and ended up with my pannies in my vag. (hypothetically speaking)

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